B.L.O.W.W. (the Boston League of Women Wrestlers) blew up Great Scott on Sunday with not one, but TWO championship matches.

Who’s Your Daddy? Match
Susie Skrew
vs
Ninja Ho
vs
Skank Williams Jr

Skank Williams Jr showed up to the match pregnant (what? stop it!) with a square baby. To show her what is what, Ninja Ho and Susie Skrew attacked, at which point Skank Williams Jr GAVE BIRTH ON STAGE, and managed to wrap up Ninja Ho and Susie Skrew with the umbilical cord!

Tag Team Championship
Champs: Green Line Greta and Dewey Decimate
vs
Muffy Winters and Her Ego

This was one for the ages, especially since the practically invincible Green Line Greta was taken away in an ambulance (hope you’re doing better!). Dewey Decimate ended up with a dunce cap in the corner, while Muffy Winters wrecked some serious havoc.   The ref ended up bloodied and hanging upside off the stage (good sport, he smiled for the smiled for the camera).

BLOWW Championship Match
Champ: The Wrathalie
vs
Pennsylvania Dutchess

Right off the bat, I had $5 on the Pennsylvania Dutchess in support of pro-home-state pride, however The Wrathalie from down under was a formitable opponent. She geared up with some vegemite (BLAH) and then jumped on into the match. Pennsylvania Dutchess had a good go, but the Wrathalie pulled a toaster oven from her bag and toasted the Dutchess’s hand. Ouch!  There was also a move with an old-school corded phone that I can’t quite remember the details of. In the end the Wrathalie won (and I lost $5), then took on the MC. Take that, cowboy!

* many more pictures after the jump *

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